Huumorit

[mart211]

ropu suuga poisu:D

[rinks]

on soovitusi?

[baltroon]

on soovitusi?

No see on mingi sarnane klemm!

[cool200]

see eelmine klemm pole lihtsalt kunagi raamatukogus käinud,
ja avastab maailma seal

[piloot]

Rullikad rahvarallil

...ja kommentaarid

[Õnnekas]

See on nii absurdne, et tundub juba naljakas. Liiklus Peterburis...

[rallitaja]

Indias toimib aga kõik.

[kullokas]

Kinnisvarabuumi aegsed ehitajad...

P.S. Mis keeles laul on? Rumeenia?

[dimi1974]

Indias toimib aga kõik.

Täna oli Tallinna taksopargi ristmik selline ilma foorita.Aga Indias toimuvale oskaks öelda müstika.Meil haritud inimesed ei suuda seda mida suudab India rahvas olla kannatlik.Signaalitati küll jah aga ühtegi laksu ju ei olnud.Meil seda ei saa vist kunagi olema.

[yeekim]

http://www.funny-videos.co.uk/videofunn ... onvid.html

[baltroon]

A father decides it is time to have the talk about the birds and bees with
his eleven year old son. So, he summoned his son and said, "Son I have to
talk to you about the birds and bees."

At this the boy got all excited screaming, "NO! NO! I don't want to have
this talk! Please don't make me!"

"Now calm down." Replies the father. "Why don't you want to talk about
this?"

"Well Dad, I been having these talks for the last five years.
When I was six you told me there was no Santa Claus.
At seven you said there was no Easter Bunny.
At eight the Tooth Fairy was a lie too you said and so on.
Now if your going to tell me that adults don't fuck, I won't have
anything else to live for!"

[numan]

A father decides it is time to have the talk about the birds and bees with

Ema ütleb isale- On aeg meie pojale seda liblikate juttu rääkida aga vaata et sa kohe otse ei raiu, et poissi mitte traumeerida.
Isa ohkab siis ja nõustub. Õhtul siis istub poja kõrvale ja alustab... Poeg sa oled juba 11a vana, ema tahab, et ma jutustaks sulle lapsesaamisest...Ma ei tea millest alustada... mäletad kui sa olid 8aastane ja me käisime lõbumajas? Vot liblikatel see asi käib täpselt samamoodi.

[ht99]

Korvimehed häbi ei tunne

[rallitaja]

See võrdub sellega, kui enda taga sõitjale teha.

[vilosius]

http://inimtetris.pilk.ee/

[Ivoonu]

http://www.postimees.ee/180208/esileht/ ... 312461.php
Ei tasu oma autot lainete meelevalla parkida.

[Säga]

ja siis muidugi päevauudis
http://www.delfi.ee/news/paevauudised/e ... d=18224443

[magnus0c]

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly , this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining ' ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

[Primo]

Jez jez, zee göörmanz, alles klar

[Alwayslate]

Selline asi potsatas mu postkasti täna

You know you are from Estonian when...

1. You use the word ‘normal’ if something is ok.
2. When visiting friends abroad you bring along a box of Kalev chocolate.
3. You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.
4. You know that going to the sauna is 80% about networking and 20% about washing
5. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)
6. ‘Kohuke’ belongs to your menu
7. You declare your taxes on the internet like all modern people
8. You actually believed for a while that Latvians had 6 toes per foot when you heard that as a child
9. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
10. You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands
11. You can quote films like "Viimne reliikvia" and "Siin me oleme"
12. You spit three times around your left shoulder for good luck
13. Words like "veoauto", "täieõiguslik" or "jää-äär" sound perfectly pronouncable to you
14. You like bold statements, such as this one...
15. There can never be too much sarcasm
16. You can at times drink hot tea to hot food
17. You are disappointed that Jaan Kross never got the Nobel prize in literature
18. It would not be suprising for English-speakers to find your namenaughty (Peep, Tiit, Andres [sounds like undress]) or hippy (Rein, Rain)
19. You have been to Finland
20. You say 'Noh' (sounds like NO) even when you speak English, just to confuse people
21. You know the lyrics to "Mutionu" and "Rongisõit"
22. You would never mistaken Kreisiraadio for a radio station
23. You would agree that wife-carrying is a real sport (at least as long as Estonians are winning)
24. Your best friend's girlfriend is your English teacher's daughter and they live next door to your grandparents, who were colleagues with your advisor, who is friends with your...
25. You think that any beverage below 20% is non-alcoholic
26. You check the thermometer before going out
27. You look in both directions before crossing the road, even if it's a one-way street
28. You grin very mysteriously when people ask about your national food
29. You teach a non-Estonian speaker the word "Tänan" before "Aitäh"
30. You put ketchup inside your pasta (french-cooked gourmet faire la finemanger pasta) in order to not to get the ketchup-bowl dirty
31. You cheated on your wife/husband at least ten times but you still think you're in a good marriage.
32. When someone asks you "where is Estonia?" you quickly reply that it's located in Northern Europe close to Finland...
33. Your grandmother's "purse" is an old plastic bag that has been reused several times
34. Sour cream tastes good with everything
35. A foreigner speaks to you in broken horrible Estonian and you go on andon about how wonderful their Estonian is compared to "the Russians'"
36. You have ever worn or seen anyone wear "karupüksid" Get it

[baltroon]

Zhe germans like on 40 sec on next trailer:

What`s the gun doing in Your trousers?

For protection!!!

Protection from what!? Zhe germans!!?

[Primo]

Zhe germans like on 40 sec on next trailer:

What`s the gun doing in Your trousers?

For protection!!!

Protection from what!? Zhe germans!!?

Exactly what i meant

Snatch on üks parimatest filmidest eales

[piloot]

http://www.sloleht.ee/index.aspx?id=267309

[baltroon]

http://www.sloleht.ee/index.aspx?id=267309

Mõelge raamist välja!
Täiesti vabalt võib olla tegemist ka mõne lapsega kellel tänu näiteks närvilisele pereelule kodus puudub kontroll oma sulgurlihase üle. Vaevalt et selline õnnetuke ise ennast üles tuleb andma
Ja sellisel juhul pole enam tegemist huumoriga.

[scryth]

ei ole jah naljakas ühte, teist ega kolmandat pidi.
Eelmise loo "home edition"

Nõrganärvilised ei vaata.

[piloot]

Tegu teoks, artikkel artikliks aga, no mida pealkiri...

[Märkö]

Tänapäeval saad juba ette osta endale ratta aastast 2021...mootori jõudlus on ka märgatavalt suurenenud 13 aastaga :D

http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud ... 24_ee.html

[Artemide]

ei ole jah naljakas ühte, teist ega kolmandat pidi.
Eelmise loo "home edition"

Nõrganärvilised ei vaata.

Jaa, tõsi ta on ´´Holy Shit´´

[Julge]

Tänapäeval saad juba ette osta endale ratta aastast 2021...mootori jõudlus on ka märgatavalt suurenenud 13 aastaga :D

http://www.auto24.ee/webcache_kasutatud ... 24_ee.html

Kuna neid "imekuulutuste" linkimisi on siit juba väga palju läbi käinud, siis avan natuke ka asja tausta. Nimelt ei ole need (ok , 99% nendest) kuulutused sugugi tavaliste kuulutajate rumalusest või kangetest näppudest tingitud eksimused, vaid ikka sulaselge ja äärmiselt teadlik marketingi tegemine. Nimelt mõõdavad kõik portaalid oma n.n. "headust" ehk populaarsust klikkide arvuga ja mida rohkem klikke, seda rohkem saad lehel avaldatava reklaami eest pappi küsida. Ja sellised müügiportaalid koguvad väga tõsise arvu oma külastustest just nimelt selliste "libakuulutuste" kaudu, kuna nende lingid hakkavad mailides ja foorumites ringlema ja saavad tohutult klikke... Arvake siis ise ära, kui "juhuslikult" sellised kuulutused nendesse müügiportaalidesse tekivad...

[jet]

Nimelt ei ole need (ok , 99% nendest) kuulutused sugugi tavaliste kuulutajate rumalusest või kangetest näppudest tingitud eksimused, vaid ikka sulaselge ja äärmiselt teadlik marketingi tegemine.

just, suur osa ilmselt ka selliseid, kellel on masin müüdud, samas kuulutuse eest makstud. siis hea sinna mingit jama toppida