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Postitaja xjorma » E nov 01, 2010 1:00
http://www.auto24.ee/used/773207 Ferrari Accident Poorcondition.

eelmisele... hehe tegelikult sai lihtsalt auto müüdud ja kuulutuse päevi jäi palju üle- mõtlesin et teeks pulli...
Kuulutus sai muudetud selliseks 26 õhtul kella 8 ajal, statistikast ikkagi nähtub, et auto24 vaadatakse päris hoogsasti ole vaid mees ja leia see vajalik üles mida otsitakse. Vahe on päris suur

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