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Sat Jan 09, 2010 20:32

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

...Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong."

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+Hey, even I peed on La Trene, but only a brief relief of bladder pressure. As I began to process all of my alcoholic imbibery in a river-like flow, he smiled and starting singing Elton John’s “Big Dipper” at me.I shut down, but all of my cohorts turned to him and began relieving their own internal breweries, almost as if worshiping at the altar of Sir Elton.It was like a scene from Harley-Davidson’s 100th Anniversary Celebration.When one of them asked him how he knew the song so well, he started shouting something about flashbacks to his Catholic school days and someone named “Father McFlaherty”.I left when his shouting turned into a chant of “holy water”…
Ride on.
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