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Täna hommikul laekus selline meil, tahab keegi äkki "õnnetut" meest aidata....

Mr. Solomon Abbas

24 Blairgorew Road Ranburg Johannesburg

South Africa.
Direct line: +27 79 762 3412.

Dear Sir,

I am Mr. Solomon Abbas, the first son of late Sir Jabu Abbas, who was the Chairman of the farmer’s co-operative Union in Zimbabwe. I found your contact details while I was conducting a private research in your country companies directory for a reliable and capable foreign partner who will assist my family and me to transfer the sum of USD$28 Million (Twenty Eight Million United States Dollars Only) to any personal or company account oversea for investment.

My late father was among the farmer’s who were brutally murdered in cold blood by the President Robert Mugabe Zanu-PF party supporters during the land reform dispute that just happened in my country Zimbabwe. This money was mapped out by my late father for the development of a new farm in Namibia and Botswana and also to buy some agricultural machines and farming chemical for the new farming season before his sudden death. As the first son of the family, I am faced with the responsibly to manage my father’s estates.

After carefully consideration with my mother, we resolved to contact you for your most needed assistance. We duly apologize for infringing into your privacy as I make this proposal to you as a man of integrity and high esteem

This fund is deposited in a secret Security vault of a private Equity Trust Company here in South Africa. I am prepared to split 30% for you provided that 70% will be intact at the end for my family investment in your country through your help as I am planning to relocate with my family to your country at the end. Note that this business is 100% risk free as my mother have plan out all the necessary modalities for free and smooth transaction.

You can read this website for more details on these crises in my country Zimbabwe.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/715001.stm

While I look forward to hear from you soon. Absolute confidentiality and secrecy remain important in this business.

May God bless you and your good family?

With my best regards,

Mr. Solomon Abbas
For the family.

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Keskealine sulane on murtud jalaga arsti juures. Arst uurib, kuidas see õnnetus juhtus. “Noh, 25 aastat tagasi...” alustab mees. “Mis see siia puutub?” küsib arst, “jalg murdus ju täna hommikul?” “Noh, nagu ma ütlesin,
25 aastat tagasi, kui ma siin tööle hakkasin, tuli peremehe kaunis tütar mu tuppa ja küsis, kas ma sooviksin midagi. Ma ütlesin, et ei, kõik on olemas.
Ta küsis vastu, kas ma olen selles ikka päris kindel ja ma ütlesin, et jah.
Siis küsis ta veel, et kas ta võiks mulle kuidagi abiks olla, ja ma vastasin uuesti et ei.” “Vabandust,” küsis arst, “kuidas see jalaga seotud on?” “Täna hommikul, kui ma katust parandasin, jõudis mulle kohale, mida ta mõtles,”
vastab mees.