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sepp
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kasuta ajusid mitte ära palu vihjeid kohe!Graal kirjutas:Huumor on kus?
Hr. Sepp siin eile näitas päris huvitavat kuulutust...
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Loff
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davidsoniharald
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oma noore ea tõttu said 25 aastaks bänni. Vedas. Vanasti anti 25+5.KubsiK kirjutas:see pole kyll kaherattaliste teemaga seotud aga minule pakkus nalja
Kirjutasin ühte mängu foorumisse:
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See aasta arv suht lahe tegelt
Mitte küll huumor, aga lihtsalt ilus...
http://www.hullumaja.com/?pg=main&i=5863
http://www.hullumaja.com/?pg=main&i=5863
kus viga näed laita, seal mine ja hakka mölisema
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dahenk
Why I fired my Secretary.
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not".
What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake .....
Followed by my wife,
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
Last week was my birthday
and I didn't feel very well
waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!",
and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out,
she barely said good morning,
let alone
" Happy Birthday."
I thought...
Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my secretary Jane said,
"Good Morning Boss,
and by the way
Happy Birthday! "
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock ,
when Jane knocked on my door
and said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me."
I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!"
We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quite bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office,
Jane said, "You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?"
I responded, "I guess not".
What do you have in mind?"
She said,
"Let's drop by my apartment,
it's just around the corner."
After arriving at her apartment,
Jane turned to me and said,
"Boss, if you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back."
"Ok." I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge
birthday cake .....
Followed by my wife,
my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there...
On the couch...
Naked.
http://www.livevideo.com/video/Mordeth1 ... time-.aspx
Kes Inglise keelt valdavad, neile on see naljakas.
Kes Inglise keelt valdavad, neile on see naljakas.
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Kes Inglise keelt valdavad, neile on see naljakas.
Emal oli kolm poega, kaks olid normaalsed ja kolmas oli elektroonik 
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Closey
Nõme
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motomatkaja
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Head algavat sea aastat köigile kes jalaga käiku vahetavad 
http://www.hullumaja.com/?pg=main&i=11899[/img]
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Ei ole nõme.Nõme
Jätkan oma musta huumoriga:
Kaks valget sõidavad autoga. Üks roolis ja teine magab tagaistmel. Järsku näeb juht neegrit teepervel kõndimas. Sõidab edasi, kuni tagaistmel magav kaaslane ärkab üles kohutava rappumise peale ja küsib juhilt: "Mis lahti?" "See kuradi neeger jooksis kartulipõllule!"
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Hondarebel
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Ära nüüd võta isiklikult aga väga süütult kirjutatud...
http://biker.ee/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=194221#194221
http://biker.ee/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=194221#194221
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