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[speed fighter]

veel üks haige näide http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYjO-fch ... ch=loituma

[speed fighter]

mul on see laul olemas

http://www.zone.ee/sinuautoaed/Loituma% ... 20rmx).mp3

[ken100]

Kas kellegil sellest loituma laulust (mitte see soome keeles) muusika faili on? Või oskab linki anda, kuskohast saaks tõmmata näiteks mp3 vms formaadis.

Tänud

viskan zone
origaal http://www.zone.ee/mcdd/loituma/loituma-loop.mp3
ja mix http://www.zone.ee/mcdd/loituma/Loituma ... _Syra).mp3

[RoTt]

ärge enam seda videot siin meenutage... mulnaine täitsa pöördes sellest

Ma lihtsalt ei suuda vastu panna

http://swgalaxies.datastart.hu/modules/ ... oituma.swf

Ja ikka veel ei suuda

http://konr2104.webd.pl/loituma/

[Cyberdyne]

http://www.aegmaha.com/?id=1739

Tahaks 70nendatel Ameerikas elada!

Ok see polegi nii naljakas

[Piipz]

http://www.dusky.sk/pics/2006-05/2271_r ... 9qx2wh.jpg

[InterZepter]

[tige päkapikk]

oi kurjam , kes tahab täisekraanil 24h nonstop nautida , sellele http://dojo.fi/~rancid/loituma__.swf

[sepp]

[mrio88]

Kellegile on vist loituma väga sümpatiseerima hakanud

[saqu]

Milleks meil...
p*** läheb arsti juurde ja kurdab:
"Teate doktor, minu partneril avastati AIDS! Palun kontrollige mind, ega
mul AIDS-i ei ole!"
Arst võtab talt vereproovi ja käseb nädala pärast tagasi tulla. Nädala
pärast on ***e tagasi. Arst vaatab talle pikalt otsa ja ütleb ohates:
"Kahjuks on ka teil AIDS!"
"Issakene, doktor! Mida teha? Äkki saab ravida?"
Arst naeratab:
"Muidugi saab, kallikene! On olemas retsept rahvameditsiinist. Kirjutage
üles: võtate kolm suitsuheeringat ja keedate need piimas ära, siis lasete
neil soojas seista kaks nädalat, pärast keedame nad vees ära ja laseme
sooja keefiriga tõmmata kaks kuud. Lõpuks sööme nad ära koos kümne toore õunaga!"
***e kirjutab kõik üles ja lahkub õnnelikult. Kõrvalruumist väljub õde ja
küsib imestunult arsti käest:
"Aga ta oli ju täiesti terve!?"
"Ääähh! Las saab teada milleks mehel perse on!"

[sepp]

Palgatõus.
Ah. et teie tahate palka juurde?

Kas teil üldse häbi ei ole?

Ma kohe selgitan teile, kui vähe te tegelikult tööd teete!!!

Aastas on teatavasti 365 ööpäeva - ei rohkem ega vähem. Neist magatakse 8 tundi ööpäeva, see teeb 122 päeva aastas.

Järgi jääb 234 ööpäeva.

Neist 8 tundi on vaba aega, see teeb teised 122 päeva.

Jääb järgi 121 ööpäeva.

Aastas on 52 pühapäeva - kõik vabad päevad - jääb järele ainult 69 ööpäeva.

JÕUAB PÄRALE!!!

Reede õhtupoolikutel teatavasti te tööd teha ei viitsi ja joote õlut - see teeb 52 poolikut päeva, s.t 26 ööpäeva.

Lisaks kasutatakse iga päev pool tundi söömiseks, siis 8 päeva aastas lihtsalt SÖÖMISEKS!

Palju jääb järele - 35 päeva!

Puhkus on 22 päeva.

Jääb järele veel 13 ja aastas on 12 püha!

Mis siis järele jääb?

1 päev !!!

ja see on Maipüha, mis on ka vaba!!!

JA TEIE TAHATE VEEL PALKA JUURDE!!!

[Villem]

I am a drug dealer. I have businesses in India, China, Mexico and Jamaica. Once, police got after me and I was arrested. This police officer cuffed my hands and said:"You have right to remain untouched. Every part of your body you touch can and will be touched on you in session of court!" I asked them who's the judge. ALLY MCBEAL!!! I begged them to cut my hands off. ...she must have been promoted...

[Closey]

[Alpss]

Mega ikkka

[wumwum]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/cont ... ic3612.jpg
http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/cont ... ic3631.jpg

[Tamps]

Tosielust parit mootorrattahuumorit USAst.

Hiina rattaid Texases kokkukruttiva firma Vento uks tsiklitest on Thunder 1300.

Valimuselt ja nime jargi on tegemist vihase cruiseriga. Paraku tahistab 1300 mootorioli mahtu, tegemist on 125se vorriga.

[Kri$o$]

ettevaatust, naised liikluses

http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/displa ... ?pos=-9526

ja üks vana nali ka

http://www.break.com/index/springbreakown.html

[SiD]

ma panin selle loituma värgi telefoni helinaks

[Closey]

Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder



This is how Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder manifests itself:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

I see that the Pepsi is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.

I set the can down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:

the car isn't washed
the bills aren't paid
there is a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don't have enough water
there is still only one check in my check book
I can't find the remote
I can't find my glasses
I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember who I sent it too. Heck, did I even remember to hit the send button?

Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!

GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY BUT LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!
_________________

[Closey]

Beer bitch...


http://www.lifeisajoke.com/videos56.htm

[precision]

leidsin mingilt suva lehelt ,kui uurisin funny pilte http://www.lifeisajoke.com/pictures631_html.htm

[Rauntz]

ehh, ka selliseid leidub
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11507 ... d_by_a_Car

[triplekix]

Täitsa äge

[analoog]

see vend eelmises videos nagu haiget ei olekski saanud. Kohe püsti ja röökima

[Closey]

Holding Up Your End

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Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and
watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
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[piiks]

Turule on tulnud uued tsiklid beibedele ja muidu VIP-girlidele. Ratta tüüp shopper tüüpi ratas. See on siis spets-tsikkel, mis mõeldud shoppamas käimiseks ja ostude koju toimetamiseks.

lähemalt saate lugeda:
http://www.olemees.ee/index.php?option= ... &Itemid=51

[Ronk]

http://biker.ee/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=142534#142534

Kuidas s*ttuda teema poole päevaga ära.

[effekt]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &q=loituma

[speed fighter]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &q=loituma
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &q=loituma
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &q=loituma

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