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Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. (AMEN!!!)
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
Work to ride-Ride to work.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.
A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.
The twisties- not the superslabs- separate the bikers from the squids.
When you're riding lead--don't spit.
If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
Catchin' a June bug (or yellowjacket in your goggles or honeybee down your shirt) @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Hunger can make even roadkill taste good.
Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Beware the biker who says the bike never breaks down.
Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.
Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of gasoline.
If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.
If you can't get it goin' with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow-there won't be. (Okay all you Power Rangers - pay attention!!!)
If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.
Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.
Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save you from "road rash" if you go down.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
No matter what marque you ride, it's all the same wind.
It takes both pistons and cylinders to make a bike run. One is not more important than the other.
NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
Routine maintenance should never be neglected
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.
Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover. (AMEN!!!)
A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by strapping it to an exhaust pipe and riding forty miles.
Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
A bike on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
Work to ride-Ride to work.
Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.
A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 50 weight motor oil.
The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your butt.
The twisties- not the superslabs- separate the bikers from the squids.
When you're riding lead--don't spit.
If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
Catchin' a June bug (or yellowjacket in your goggles or honeybee down your shirt) @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
There's something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Hunger can make even roadkill taste good.
Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
Practice wrenching on your own bike.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
Beware the biker who says the bike never breaks down.
Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.
Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.
Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of gasoline.
If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.
If you can't get it goin' with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.
If you ride like there's no tomorrow-there won't be. (Okay all you Power Rangers - pay attention!!!)
If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.
Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.
Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save you from "road rash" if you go down.
The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
No matter what marque you ride, it's all the same wind.
It takes both pistons and cylinders to make a bike run. One is not more important than the other.
Loud pipes save lives!!!
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Mari Öö
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oeh
sa lihtsalt pead selle kibeleva isu väljakannatamatuks ajama!
niigi iga päev loen kalendrist, et kohe on märts, seda nimetatakse juba kevadkuuks, ja päike on juba praegu väljas, ja bussipeatuses oli ükspäev juba kuiva asfalti, see ei saa ju NII kaugel olla...
jalgrattasportlased saavad endale koju osta simulaatori. kas tsiklimeestele pole tehtud mingit kabiini, kus on põrisev sadul ja lenks ning ümberringi 3D-film asfaldist, päiksest, rohelistest aasadest ja ammuvatest lehmadest (loomulikult koos sõnnikuhaisuga, kui laudast mööda sõidad) ning kus juulituul paitaks põski ja teised ratturid sõidaks vastu ja lehvitaks?
sa lihtsalt pead selle kibeleva isu väljakannatamatuks ajama!
niigi iga päev loen kalendrist, et kohe on märts, seda nimetatakse juba kevadkuuks, ja päike on juba praegu väljas, ja bussipeatuses oli ükspäev juba kuiva asfalti, see ei saa ju NII kaugel olla...
jalgrattasportlased saavad endale koju osta simulaatori. kas tsiklimeestele pole tehtud mingit kabiini, kus on põrisev sadul ja lenks ning ümberringi 3D-film asfaldist, päiksest, rohelistest aasadest ja ammuvatest lehmadest (loomulikult koos sõnnikuhaisuga, kui laudast mööda sõidad) ning kus juulituul paitaks põski ja teised ratturid sõidaks vastu ja lehvitaks?
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Mari Öö
- Postitusi: 479
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mis need maksavad, mingi vido või kümpsi? võib ju proovida 
endal oleks naljakas, aga turvamees ei pruugi ise sõidumees olla ja siis ta ei saa aru, et mul on VAJA seal sõitmas käia. ja ajab minema. keegi võiks vahvlileti juures katet teha ja turva sinna meelitada.
või panna turva ventilaatoriga õhku puhuma. noh et tuule tunne ka oleks.
* edit: ventika mõte
endal oleks naljakas, aga turvamees ei pruugi ise sõidumees olla ja siis ta ei saa aru, et mul on VAJA seal sõitmas käia. ja ajab minema. keegi võiks vahvlileti juures katet teha ja turva sinna meelitada.
või panna turva ventilaatoriga õhku puhuma. noh et tuule tunne ka oleks.
* edit: ventika mõte
Viimati muutis Mari Öö, 16 Mär 2005, 16:43, muudetud 1 kord kokku.
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puhh
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Kui Mari siin oma muret juba kurtis, ex teen seda ka mina. Ja ühtlasi vabandan kui postitus on vales kohas.
Kas teistel hoolikutel ei ole juba talveahastust? Käin muutkui mööda maja ringi, topin kiivrit pähe ja urisen. Kindad, nahkülikond - kõik seljas istun diivani peal. Vahel käin garaazis tsiklit silitamas. Närvid vist täitsa läbi kevade ootamisega!
Tuleb bike kõrvale enduro vaadata, et ka kevadel sõita 
Kas teistel hoolikutel ei ole juba talveahastust? Käin muutkui mööda maja ringi, topin kiivrit pähe ja urisen. Kindad, nahkülikond - kõik seljas istun diivani peal. Vahel käin garaazis tsiklit silitamas. Närvid vist täitsa läbi kevade ootamisega!
Tuleb bike kõrvale enduro vaadata, et ka kevadel sõita 
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Mari Öö
- Postitusi: 479
- Liitunud: 01 Veebr 2004, 22:16
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oi aeg ja mina arvasin et me oleme imelikud. vahel tuleb jah nahad kapi otsast alla võtta ja selga proovida, tsiklimoodi uriseda, kiivreid proovida... talv tõi kiivrite sisse sidevahendid, nüüd on hea mängida - mõlemad panevad kiivrid pähe ja lähevad teine teise korteri otsa, siis saab rääkida. ja nii edasi.puhh kirjutas:Käin muutkui mööda maja ringi, topin kiivrit pähe ja urisen. Kindad, nahkülikond - kõik seljas istun diivani peal. Vahel käin garaazis tsiklit silitamas.
nigu väiksed lapsed ausõna!
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piiks
- Postitusi: 1208
- Liitunud: 18 Okt 2003, 23:52
- Tsikkel: Hmmmm, peab sebima midagi!
- Asukoht: Kohatu küla, Märjamaa vald
- Tänanud: 126 korda
- Tänatud: 49 korda
Jah, ma ei oska midagi lisada, kui et laupäeval sõltumata ilmast ajan ratta välja. Ja kui on lumi maas, siis lükkan teda käekõrval ja libistan vaikselt siduriga (muud moodi see loom lume peal ei liigu ju 
)
)Some rules can be bent. Others can be broken.
Танки грязи не боятся !!!
In god I trust, all others pay cash !
Ära usalda naist ... ja pidureid !
Танки грязи не боятся !!!
In god I trust, all others pay cash !
Ära usalda naist ... ja pidureid !
jess, on veel "hulle", krt kodus vaadatakse väga kummaliselt, kui kiivert peas vahel arvuti ees istun
Õhtuti käin garaasis ja istun rattal, sõitmiseks kahjuks ruumi pole eriti.
ca 2x päevas uurin ilm.ee -d ja kaalun, kas juba poleks aeg minna kindlustust tegema....
Õhtuti käin garaasis ja istun rattal, sõitmiseks kahjuks ruumi pole eriti.
ca 2x päevas uurin ilm.ee -d ja kaalun, kas juba poleks aeg minna kindlustust tegema....
Kui und ei tule loen lambaid ja nende 125cm3 postitusi
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rollumees12
- Postitusi: 223
- Liitunud: 02 Veebr 2004, 15:17
. nimelt, mul roller natuke katki, rattad alt ära, ja käin iga õhtu tagumist rattast näppimas, veeretan seda. -
sokk
Häbeneda pole siin midagi, see sai juba sügisel selgeks kui http://www.bajahill.net/ küljelt lugesin:
Talven mielenhuoltotoimenpiteisiin kuuluu käydä istuskelemassa pyörän päällä aina silloin tällöin. Unelmoivaa ilmettä, ajoasua ja hullun kiiltoa ei tarvitse hävetä, kaikille motoristeille käy samalla tavalla...
terv. sokk
Talven mielenhuoltotoimenpiteisiin kuuluu käydä istuskelemassa pyörän päällä aina silloin tällöin. Unelmoivaa ilmettä, ajoasua ja hullun kiiltoa ei tarvitse hävetä, kaikille motoristeille käy samalla tavalla...
terv. sokk
Oeh... ull kibe juba peal, et saaks aga sõitma. urrrr..
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't
Ma olen juba 2x lumega kelgutamas käind.. ühekorra oleks külje ka maha pand tänu sügavatele auto rööbastele aga oi kui hea oli... puhtaks suland teejupil sai ka 70kmh kätte, võttis silmanurga kaaa märjaks..
Kõige ägedam vaatepilt oli kui ukerdasin oma tänavas... tänava lõpus ristmikul sõitis üks valge audi mööda, järsku märkasin, et tüüp tagurdas tagasi ristmikuni, et "ega ta viirastust ei näind" lõpuks sai aru, et ONGI raisk sellise ilmaga mingi võll bike seljas, natuke aega imetles ja siis sõitis edasi
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't
Ma olen juba 2x lumega kelgutamas käind.. ühekorra oleks külje ka maha pand tänu sügavatele auto rööbastele aga oi kui hea oli... puhtaks suland teejupil sai ka 70kmh kätte, võttis silmanurga kaaa märjaks..
Kõige ägedam vaatepilt oli kui ukerdasin oma tänavas... tänava lõpus ristmikul sõitis üks valge audi mööda, järsku märkasin, et tüüp tagurdas tagasi ristmikuni, et "ega ta viirastust ei näind" lõpuks sai aru, et ONGI raisk sellise ilmaga mingi võll bike seljas, natuke aega imetles ja siis sõitis edasi
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puhh
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Kui nii edasi jätkub (päike väljas, vesi vuliseb ja lumi kahaneb isegi juba siis kui ise kurjema pilgu talle peale viskad) saab nädalavahetusel kawa välja ajada. Rohkem enam vastu ei pea. See exotika ajab niikuinii kopsu üle maksa.
Vahepeal toppisin endale kõik tsikliriided selga (tekstiili, mitte naha), sinna alla kaitsmed ning põrutasin kelgutama. Ühtlasi nagu ka riiete ja kaitsmete test, et kuidas on kui maad mööda libised.
Muidugi oleks võinud ka buraaniga kärutama minna, aga mis lõbu see on kui kimad mööda Peipsit selja taga Eesti ja Vene piirivalvurid (ehk sihukest vahejuhtumist ei tule)
Vahepeal toppisin endale kõik tsikliriided selga (tekstiili, mitte naha), sinna alla kaitsmed ning põrutasin kelgutama. Ühtlasi nagu ka riiete ja kaitsmete test, et kuidas on kui maad mööda libised.
Muidugi oleks võinud ka buraaniga kärutama minna, aga mis lõbu see on kui kimad mööda Peipsit selja taga Eesti ja Vene piirivalvurid
(ehk sihukest vahejuhtumist ei tule)-
Tarmo
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Tehtud. Lõuna ajal sõitsin töölt autoga koju, sõiduriided selga ja rattaga tööle tagasi. Piinav valu andis kohe järele.
Soovitan kõigile.
Soovitan kõigile.
Tarmo
http://www.motokool.ee
http://www.motokool.ee
Tartusgi juba paar korda punnvõrre nägtud aga tsikleid ...
kahjux mitte ühtegi.
kahjux mitte ühtegi.Elu algab 50ccm 
http://www.pilt.ee/photo/102150/1765425/
müün rollerit: http://biker.ee/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=46871#46871
http://www.pilt.ee/photo/102150/1765425/müün rollerit: http://biker.ee/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=46871#46871
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Külaline
Et mina käisin eelmisel laupäeval ja tegin tiiru ära. Päike paistis ja asfalt kuiv. Läksin garaazhi ja mõtlesin, et panen Katrini (tütar) tsikli korraks käima - kas peale pikka seismist üldse läheb. Läks küll ja tegi nii mõnusat törinat, et ajasin kähku soojemad vatid selga, tsikli välja ja teele. Siis ei pidanud Katrin vastu ja tegi sama. Temal õnnestus ka korra lumisel kõrvaltänaval kukkuda, aga õnneks kergelt.
Täna jälle tuli tänaval üks kollane XJ600 vastu. Hirmus tahtmine oli käega vehkima hakata, aga olin autos...
Täna jälle tuli tänaval üks kollane XJ600 vastu. Hirmus tahtmine oli käega vehkima hakata, aga olin autos...