why motorcycles are better than woman ?

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# Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.

# Motorcycles' curves never sag.

# Motorcycles last longer.

# Motorcycles don't get pregnant.

# You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.

# Motorcycles don't have parents.

# Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.

# You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.

# You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.

# If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

# You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.

# If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.

# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.

# When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.

# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.

# Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.

# New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.

# If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.

# If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.

# If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.

# If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.

# You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.

# You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.

# You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.

# You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.

# If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.

# You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.

# Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.

# Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.

# Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.

# Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.

# Motorcycles don't care if you are late.

# You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.

# It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.

# If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.

# You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.