why motorcycles are better than woman ?
Postitatud: 30 Jaan 2005, 01:16
Leidsin siis sellise huvitava võrdluse yhest teisest foorumist.. 
# Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
# Motorcycles' curves never sag.
# Motorcycles last longer.
# Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
# You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
# Motorcycles don't have parents.
# Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
# You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
# You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
# If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
# You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
# If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
# When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
# Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
# New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
# If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
# If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
# If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
# If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
# You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
# If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
# You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
# Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
# Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
# Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
# Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
# Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
# You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
# It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
# If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
# You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
# Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
# Motorcycles' curves never sag.
# Motorcycles last longer.
# Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
# You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
# Motorcycles don't have parents.
# Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
# You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
# You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
# If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
# You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
# If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
# When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
# Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
# Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
# New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
# If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
# If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
# If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
# If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
# You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
# You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
# If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
# You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
# Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
# Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
# Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
# Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
# Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
# You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
# It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
# If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
# You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.